A while back I posted a video begging people to stop buying the terrible horrible no good awful quote-unquote hentai games on Nintendo Switch. They're all bad. They're all total wastes of money. Mostly because finding sexy anime ladies on the Internet is easy and free and you don't have to look very hard.
I do understand the appeal, though. Playing sexy games on game consoles, especially on a Nintendo system of all things, makes it feel extra naughty and exciting. But we can do a lot better than the same terrible sliding block puzzles with A.I. generated anime girls that are currently flooding the eshop. There are some actually good, even great, sexy anime games on Nintendo Switch that are actually worthy of your time.
To start with, here are a couple general recommendations. EastAsiaSoft's Pretty Girls series of games are a pretty safe bet. They're mostly card games or mahjong or classic arcade games with anime girls jiggling off to the side of the screen, but the artwork is generally quite good and they're all really cheap.
There are also a lot, and I mean a LOT a lot, of visual novels on Nintendo Switch, and quite a few of them are rated M for Mature. I don't play visual novels, at all, so I don't really have any recommendations here. It has to be said that it takes a bit of effort to actually get to the sexy anime pics in visual novels, but if you want some story to go with your smut they aren't a bad option. It should be noted that the PC versions of basically all of the games in this video, and especially the visual novels, will almost certainly be a lot more explicit and uncensored, but like I said earlier, playing them on a Nintendo makes them seem extra spicy.
Now for some specific games I totally recommend.
Fingun - It's like Cuphead with tits.
In The Mood - It's like Bubble Bobble with tits. It has really nice art.
Moero Crystal H and Moero Chronicle H are first person dungeon crawler RPGs where you collect a harem of really hot monster girls and they fight for you. They're basically Pokemon with tits. Crystal is the newer game, and is better, but they're both good.
Seven Pirates H is another dungeon crawler RPG with hot girls, but the gimmick here is you change the characters abilities by changing the shape and size of their breasts with some pretty over the top possibilities. It's freaking awesome.
Sword of the Vagrant is a 2D action platformer that heavily borrows from Vanillaware's trademark art style. It's really solid and fun.
YEah! Fighting Girl is an arena fighter where you play as hot girls and kill tons of enemies. You can level up just by doing sexy dances, which makes the fighting part a lot easier.
Love Esquire is a dating sim visual novel but with some RPG combat mixed in. It has nice artwork and is tons of fun.
Super Bullet Break is a deck builder card battler game where you build a team of hot anime girl cards. It has really nice artwork.
Inside Her (Bedroom) is a puzzle game where you move two characters at the same time to clean up a monster girl's room in order have sexy time with them. The girls are really great and the gameplay is surprisingly challenging and fun.
Asobu Tights is a match 3 puzzle game for pantyhose and tights fetishists. It's pretty good.
Senran Kagura Peach Ball is a pinball game where you smack the Senran Kagura girls with balls. The art is great. THe girls are great. THe gameplay is fun. Its the best Senran Kagura game on switch.
Smashing the Battle: Ghost Soul is a beat em up with thicc anime waifus. It's super fun and the girls look amazing.
Waifu Uncovered and Waifu Discovered 2 are shoot-em-ups where you're shooting the clothes off of hot girls. They play really well and are a lot of fun. The art is great as well.
Pantsu Hunter: Back to the 90's is a point and click sort of visual novel hybrid with an art style and story obviously heavily influenced by the Golden Boy anime. You sweet talk girls and then search their room for their panties. It's kind of great, actually. And if you haven't watched Golden Boy, watch Golden Boy. The English dub specifically.
The Gal Gun games are first person games where you use love bullets to fend off hordes of school girls who are all in love with your character. The girls are incredibly cute and the scenarios are surprisingly fun. Double Peace, Gal Gun 2, and Gal Gun Returns are all available on Switch and are all worth playing.
Gun Gun Pixies is a third person voyeurism simulator where you play as cute little tiny pixies who get to ogle full sized women because of reasons. It's really cute and sexy and clever but also might be the perviest game on the list.
The Sakura series of games are visual novels for the most part, but Sakura Dungeon adds in some first person dungeon crawling and RPG battles to the mix for a much more interesting game. Like all of the Sakura games, the artwork is incredibly hot and amazing. They're pretty toned down here, of course, because they're incredibly spicy on PC, but still totally worthwhile on Switch.
Prison Princess is a visual novel with point and click puzzle elements where you help two incredibly hot princesses escape a castle. It looks great and is surprisingly clever.
I think that's a pretty good selection, right? There are others, of course, but this just shows you that there are a lot of actual good games available and you don't have to settle for the terrible awful horrible no good hentai sliding block puzzles if you're looking for sexy games on Switch.
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