Stop Buying Those Horrible "Hentai" Games on Switch!

Friends, it's about time we addressed the fact that the Nintendo Switch eShop is absolutely flooded with horrible "hentai" games. We aren't even opposed to having hentai games on Switch - in fact, that kinda makes it better - but we can't overlook the fact that these games are all, in fact, freaking horrible pointless wastes of money. 

I admit, I'm guilty of buying some of these games early on. The fact there were sexy anime games with nudity on a Nintendo system of all things made it seem even naughtier. Ooh, such a taboo seeing anime tiddies on Nintendo! But it quickly became apparent that all of the games are the exact same terrible sliding block puzzles so I stopped playing them. 

Not only are these games horrible and pointless and not all that fun, they don't even really get the "hentai" part right. Initially, the games had nudity and were mostly rated "M" for Mature, but Nintendo has flip-flopped on its policies over the last few years so now a lot of them are rated "T" for Teen - so no nudity at all - while a few might slip by with an "M" but no one seems to know why. 

The thing is, though, that these "hentai" games are pretty pointless, right? You can go on the Internet and find a glorious treasure trove of sexy anime babes without looking very hard, so why spend money on Switch for something you can get for free without having to play a stupid sliding block puzzle game to see? On top of that, the pictures used in these games are pretty darn crap, to be honest. They are almost all A.I. generated and look terrible - just look at the faces, they're always always always horrid looking. 

So I'm asking you - please, please, please stop buying these pieces of hot garbage and maybe they'll go away. Keep on the lookout for games called "Anime Girls ..." or "Ecchi" as well, because they are the exact same trash with a different name. 

Check out our video on the subject below -